You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When you randomly remember threads like this out of the blue.

 

[Barbas]

When you have no memory of this place...

 

[Rabbitboy]

When you post in this thread. And don't look at me. I've never been here before either.

 

[Barbas]

You look down to see what colour your socks are and end up banging your head on the tabletop.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

When you start posting regularly in R&P

 

[Barbas]

When you look up and don't recognize your reflection.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

When you're more interested in when some game comes out than you are in where your kids are...

 

[Barbas]

You can't remember your own birthday.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When you literally dream of posting on The Escapist.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

When the latest ZP video invades your dreams.

You have more escapist friends than real life friends.

 

[Barbas]

You read posts in the voice of Microsoft Sam.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You review your posts in your dreams.

 

[Barbas]

You speak in Escaparino.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When your name is Redlin5.

<.<

 

[Barbas]

When you can recall the birthdays of at least 365 members.

 

[SweetShark]

When you hear the word "Escapist" and you think it is related only with the site:

Spoiler

We are ALL Wrong.

 

[Barbas]

When you know the national anthem.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

you use escapist lingo in your everyday speech.

 

[Barbas]

Y'all put y'alls in y'alls everyday conversation.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When you need a break from the site.