You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[FPLOON]

The real test has just begun...

 

[Barbas]

You've outlived them all.

 

[Drakmorg]

You've alienated all the friends you ever made there.

 

[Barbas]

You regularly forget to bathe, dress for work or floss.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You and one other poster are basically keeping a thread alive.

 

[Barbas]

You are basically a wall.

 

[FPLOON]

We are the Eggman and the Walrus!

 

[Barbas]

Your arms move on their own, whipping about like electrified cables.

 

[FPLOON]

You "somehow loose" 20 bones every year...

 

[Barbas]

The muscle atrophy is killin' you.

 

[FPLOON]

You high-five the ground!

 

[Barbas]

You put your head through the drywall about six times in the last month. You know it's wrong, but you can't stop, because it feels so therapeutic.

 

[FPLOON]

Even your ninja skills get ninja'd by your past ninja self...

 

[Barbas]

You rode the ship of dreams.

 

[FPLOON]

You're both online and offline simultaneously...

 

[Barbas]

You've seen Crank no less than four times.

 

[FPLOON]

We all do the Time Warp again...

 

[Barbas]

It's on the thing, behind the thing, where you left it - no, the other thing!

 

[Headsprouter]

When you simply must yell "****, *****, ******, WHORE" and similarly insensitive words.

 

[FPLOON]

You're still surprised by some of the post in a specific thread...