You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[FPLOON]

You have 10 times more badges than your current age...

 

[Barbas]

You might be in love with the font.

 

[FPLOON]

KEROKEROKEROKEROKEROKEROKEROKEROKEROKEROKEROKEROKEROKEROKEROKEROKEROKEROKEROKEROKERO!

 

[Barbas]

You think you might understand what he's going on about.

 

[FPLOON]

There's role-playing outside the Role Playing forum section...

 

[Barbas]

You look down and there's a dead dog under your desk.

 

[FPLOON]

You're quoted on a tri-daily basis no matter what you did or did not say...

 

[Barbas]

You've met JOOOOOOOOOOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

 

[FPLOON]

You remember why you're in a particular user group in the first place...

 

[Barbas]

They're trying to take your Escapist away!

 

[Barbas]

You post faster than the thread can update.

 

[FPLOON]

The double post isn't a double post...

 

[Barbas]

You've toasted a post.

 

[FPLOON]

You know your real post count...

 

[Barbas]

You were unaware that there was any "Reaper" threat.

 

[FPLOON]

You revive threads two days after their last comment...

 

[Barbas]

You'll never settle down.

 

[FPLOON]

You now know why Ron Perlman was right the whole time...

 

[Barbas]

The war has changed.

 

[FPLOON]

Lando took the words right out of your mouth...