You know you've been playing too much...

[Alphacron]

You know you've played to much MGS when every time your science teacher asks you what the three states of matter are you scream LIQUID and forget about the other two.

Best. Day. Ever.

not to get off topic, but you could actually correct her. there are four states of matter, not three. Solid (SNAAAAAKE) liquid (SNAAAAAKE), gas, and the fourth is plasma (like fire, not the plasma in the blood)

 

[Nechti_Visara]

You know you play too much Phoenix Wright when you begin to arbitrarily quote minor characters.

Hmmm... I saw an entire video on these for Kingdom Hearts. Here. I didn't make it, but:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hRCjacksAY&feature=channel_page

 

[irishstormtrooper]

You know you've been playing too much matrix games when you try to do slow motion in real time.
You know when you've been playing too many FPS's when you can'y see your feet when looking straight down.

 

[DarkRyter]

You know you're playing too much Fallout 3, when you try to repair a baseball bat with another baseball bat.

 

[ZomgSharkz]

You know you've been playing too much Xbox in general when after completing and activity in real life you start to hear the achievement noise and start looking to see what you unlocked....guilty as charged.

Once just as my flight into Minneapolis touched down I swear to God I heard the little beep and looked around seriously expecting to see 20g Frequent Flier: Complete 20 flights.

 

[Nox13last]

you know you play too much guitar hero/rock band if when you hear a song you immediately think of the buttons you would need to push to play it.

I'm afraid I already made that one, Chief.

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You know you've been playing too much Mario Kart when you think standing on your gokart and throwing turtles and banana peels at things is a good way to knock other cars off the road.

You know you've been playing too much Xbox360 when you call Microsoft for the fiftieth time to get it replaced. (Hyperbole, but it happens to me frequently. This was a cheap one, I apologise.)

You know you've been playing too much Oni when you grossly overdose on adrenaline to get the upper hand in fighting. Then again, you'd know you were playing too much Oni when you think a little adrenaline can heal bullet wounds and burns.

You know you've been playing too much Crackdown when you finish the game and you find all the entertainment (if any, at this point) is by making things blow up, and you find it boring.

You know you've been playing too much Gears of War when you give yourself a papercut and your vision starts glowing red.

You know you've been playing too much Left 4 Dead when you see someone with a broken ankle and you kneel next to them and try to beckon them up.

You'd also know if you've been playing too much Left 4 Dead when you refer to medical attention as "healing up" which, in a real life situation, would sound out of place.

 

[Digitaldreamer7]

You know you play too much Condemned when you look for a 2x4 whenever you see a homeless man.

That or your a paramedic in a big city....

 

[Ace of Spades]

You know you've played too much Assassin's Creed when you hear "Fast-forwarding memory to a more recent one" in your head before you go to sleep.

 

[paasi]

You know you've been playing too much Thief series games when:

- while taking a walk you stop to look at your visibility gem
- get the urge to jump in from an open window to look for loot
- while walking the streets alone at night you attempt to hide in shadows to avoid the guards when hearing any noise close by
- you instictively reach for water arrows when spotting a light source
- you catch yourself talking to yourself in a low, hushed voice

 

[shadowelancer]

You know you've been playing too much Splinter Cell when:
-You automatically look for bottles to distract people
-When you see a camera you instinctively hide
-You attempt to drop from the ceiling to knock enemies out in other games
-You reach for your gun to shoot out a light

You know you've been playing too much Starcraft when if anything EVER seems slow you automatically say "share the porn not the lag"

 

[Computer-Noob]

You know you play too much WoW when you drive very slow around police cars for fear of aggroing them

You know you play too much WoW when you feel the need to stand close to anyone wearing cloth so you can get a good hit on them if they attack

You know you play too much WoW when you stand a LITTLE bit back from priests so you dont get feared

You know you play too much WoW when you check your pockets for a hearthstone when you get surrounded by people about to beat you up

 

[Booze Zombie]

You know you've been playing too much Thief when you start trying to avoid your patio because it's not got moss on it.

 

[shadowelancer]

You know you've been playing too much Half Life 2 when you hear man-hacks when ever something makes a high pitched whistle

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

You know you've played too many J-RPGs when you use turn-based combat in a real fight.

 

[Clashero]

You know you've played too much Mirror's Edge when you start taking notice of anything coloured red.
You know you've played too much Fatal Frame/Project Zero when you insist that your camera have a filament, which you constantly watch over in case it turns red.

 

[shadowelancer]

You know you've been playing too much Dead Space when you freak out whenever a little girl sings Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

 

[WittyName]

You know you've been playing too much CoD4 when you wander any street in in a town and start looking up at the windows to try and see if there are any snipers.


You know you've been playing too much CoD4 when you wander any street in in a town and start looking up at the windows to try and see if there are any good places to snipe from.

 

[thatotherguy2]

you know you have been playing too much Zelda when you find an emerald and through it away thinking its a green rupee

 

[kaziard]

You know you play to much final fantasy when you look at your mobile and think "damn its health is low i need a potion"

 

[AdmanUK]

You know you have been playing too much fable when you walk down the stairs and expect a loading screen.

(I actually did that in a subway XD 48 hours straight...not good) ((And yes I am aware there are no loading screens going down stairs in fable))