You know you've played too much _______ when ________

[Firia]

This is a true story;

"You know you've played to much"

Secret of Mana on the SNES when the SNES was new

"when you"

Stagger home from your best friends place after a friday night to sunday afternoon marathon of playing that game, and the only way you can physically move is by imagining you're pushing the D-pad to move forward.

That's a true story. I hallucinated after an all-weekend marathon. I imagined I was partly in the game and could only walk if I was using some non-existant D-pad. When I did get home, I couldn't get all the way down stairs.. maybe because my game brain wasn't letting it happen. I pressed "the B button" and sat down on the stairs where I fell asleep for an unknown span of time.

 

[EGtodd09]

You know you've played too much Deus Ex: Human Revolution when you try to put on your shades with your mind.

 

[Cr33dl0rd]

You know yo've played too much F.E.A.R. when you run if you see little girls in red dresses.

 

[Taddy]

You know you've played too much Fallout (Any) when you break something and then attempt to figure out if you have the required amount of repair points.

In case you're wondering, no, no i didn't.

 

[HKFortyRevan]

You know you've played a tad too much Mass Effect when your thoughts are broken up like Mordin's speech.

You know you've played too much Call of Duty when you go to press R1 at the sight of someone appearing at the end of an alleyway.

 

[Miles000]

You know you have played too much Dark Souls when your sister tries to hug you and you parry.

 

[alimination602]

You know you've played too much Vanquish when while walking along a very straight street you catch yourself trying to engage your rocket slide ability...

 

[Miles000]

You know you've played to much Pokemon when you think "A wild Ekans has appeared" everytime you see a snake.(Yes this happens to me)

When my mate works with me (gardening) and I get tangled in vines, etc.

He will shout. "Tangela used wrap.... It was super effective."
I usually fall over laughing XD

 

[samfergo]

I know this is not related to games directly but,
You know you spend to much time on Memebase when everything relates to a meme in your brain.
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You know you've played to much minecraft when you worry about your food bar running out.

 

[SAMURAJ]

You Play Too Much Shogun if :
-If you go to your neighbor's house and demand trade rights and propose to give one of your children as a hostage.
-If your son doesn't make the football team, you are seriously considering making him perform seppuku.
-If you trip over the broom and accredit it to a clever ninja trap designed to off you.
-if you try to hide from your boss under a houseplant in the office, and when he notices you, you scream "our hidden units have been discovered"
- If you try to pay your debts and your workers with rice.
- If you offer your three childs at the supermarket counter instead of paying the bill.
- If you place your family around the window, expecting visitors to climb in that way rather than using the door, even though the window is now the most defended spot in the house.
- When you watch Heaven and Earth totally in Japanese and understand whats going on.

 

[Ultress]

You know you've played to much Tales of when you fail to make a sandwich.

Just a guess, but I'm assuming this is meant to be Tales of Symphonia? That's the only Tales of--- game I've played where you could fail a sandwhich.

You could also fail it in Vesperia and I'm pretty sure Abyss as well.

 

[ABLb0y]

You know you've played too much Dead Space when you cringe every time you pass a vent.

You know you've played too much Kane & Lynch when you hear a loud bang (From a car's exhaust backfiring) and automatically duck behind cover.

You know you've played too much Portal when you get pissed off having to wait for the bus and wish you had a portal gun.

 

[faspxina]

You know you've played too much Assassin's Creed when you start suspecting other people are going to stab you at any moment.

 

[Palademon]

You know you've played too much Superman 64 when you're commiting suicide.

You know you've played too much Persona 3 when you're accidentally commiting suicide.

 

[MrTwo]

You know you've played too much Battlefield (or any shooter, really) when you look at a crane and think "Hmm, that'd be a really good sniping spot". Yes, I did this.

Also you know you've played too much MW2 Spec Ops when you hear the dogs from that one mission barking in your head. This happened to me, and also with the dogs from Demon's Souls.

Dogs are scary.

No, you know you've played to much COD: Black Ops online, when u hear dogs and think "oh shit, who has the kill streak?"

This too. And the dreaded "Huey inbound" *shudder*.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Well you've summed up my gaming life in 3 sentences xD

Clearly, I missed something! =P

 

[the_green_dragon]

You know you've played too much Minecraft when consider building your own house

 

[Doclector]

You know you've played too much mortal kombat when your usual, friendly, "hey!" becomes a terrifyingly growly "GET OVER HERE!"

You know you've played to much deus ex HR when you try to activate pheromones in an argument.

You know you've played too much space marine when you run down the street at 4:00 am without a shirt, twig held high, screaming "Smash da space mehreens!"

Or maybe that's just too much alcohol.

 

[leady129]

You know you've played too much Fallout 3 when you maintain constant, unbreaking and uncomfortable eye contact with everyone you talk to.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

You know you've played too much Tetris when you hear a news story about someone jumping to their death from the top of a building and think "Ooh, line piece"
I am a horrible person.

You know you've played too much InFamous when you try to charge your phone with your hand.
You know you've played too much Saints Row 2 when you think things would look better if you sprayed them with raw sewage.
You know you've played too much Mirror's Edge when you find yourself cursing enclosed spaces.
You know you've read too much Alastair Reynolds when you wear two watches and keep reaching for antizonals.
You know you've read too much Joe Haldeman when you try to work out how much time will have passed when you get back from the shops if you're travelling at 0.7C and if your family will still be alive.
You know you've listened to too much dubstep when you think "I need a cat with more bass"