You know you've watched too much Star Wars in your life when....

[mikoyan]

You're going outside and the moon is shining. Someone says, "Look at the moon" and you say, "Taht's no moon...It's a space station."

You're driving through a freeway that looks like the trench in STar Wars and sitting in your IPOd is Star Wars and you have the trench scene cued up.

 

[photog212]

You make light saber sounds while swinging your "light saber" during an "Intimate moment with a lady friend". Made even more awkward by the fact that she does not particularly enjoy said films.

 

[Hman121]

When you try to warn people, 'It's a trap!' but they won't take you seriously 'cause you're gurgling your words like you're underwater.

*sigh*


We lost a lotta good men out there...

I say that when it needs to be applied,like when you have a test and no one remembers except you and when you see someone who is gonna open up an e-mail that you know has a virus in it. Both true stories.

 

[McClaud]

When I turn into a confined alleyway in my car and start looking for the small exhaust port as I progress.

 

[ratbob985]

when you and you're friend walk around town yelling at randoms
"he doesn't like you... i don't like you EITHER"

 

[Shadow Law]

when you and you're friend walk around town yelling at randoms
"he doesn't like you... i don't like you EITHER"

But won't they be careful? No, you'll be dead!

Anyway...when you think a club is not cool enough because the cantina theme music is not playing in the backround.

 

[Jenkins]

when you become this kid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6sUnzKinmQ

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

You say "Star wars: The force unleashed WAS, the greatest action game of 08. It wasn't buggy at all.

 

[the captain]

I try to force push cars that I think are driving to slow and I occasionally find myself talking with the Emperors tone of voice. "Something, Something, Something, Dark Side."

 

[ZantetsukenQ]

Randomly shouting "Punch it Chewy" when I'm being driven by someone really slowly.

A good one by a friend of mine which was amazingly random "Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational sandwhich!"

 

[white_salad]

Whenever you are at a club, or something of that matter, you immediately start humming the cantina band song. I am guilty of this. IT is pretty catchy though.

 

[The Man Who Is Thursday]

I saw a thing on the History Channel about the Brits blowing up a German ship during WWII, something about pelting it from really far away with a bomb and my first thought was, "That's nothing. I used to bull's-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters."

So that.

First post, yay. Somehow I feel like this is fitting.

 

[Death916]

when you try to force choke George W. Bush through the T.V.

 

[nathan-dts]

When you create a video on Youtube of you running around with a mop protending to be a Jedi (Star Wars Kid).

 

[Melancholy_Ocelot]

Once I was pulled over for speeding and the cop half jokingly asked if the car was going to turn up stolen (it was my fathers car...brand new, really nice).

I had to bite my lip to keep from waving my hand and saying, "This is not the car you're looking for".

 

[Ancalagon]

sometimes i make lightsaber 'woosh' noises when i pee.

We all do that. We're not meant to talk about it though.

 

[Shadow Law]

Once I was pulled over for speeding and the cop half jokingly asked if the car was going to turn up stolen (it was my fathers car...brand new, really nice).

I had to bite my lip to keep from waving my hand and saying, "This is not the car you're looking for".

I bet you $500 that the cop would either: A) laugh so hard he pee himself and let you off with a warning or B) break your hand with a night stick and give you double the tickets.

 

[Melancholy_Ocelot]

Once I was pulled over for speeding and the cop half jokingly asked if the car was going to turn up stolen (it was my fathers car...brand new, really nice).

I had to bite my lip to keep from waving my hand and saying, "This is not the car you're looking for".

I bet you $500 that the cop would either: A) laugh so hard he pee himself and let you off with a warning or B) break your hand with a night stick and give you double the tickets.

Ya, I considered both options and decided it wouldn't have been worth a curb stomping ... unless I was able to record his reaction.

 

[AntiAntagonist]

When you understand 90% of the references from this film.