-More People die from getting hit on the head with a coconut than being eaten by a shark
-You are more likely to be attacked by a cow than a shark
-In England the Speaker of the House isn't aloud to speak
- Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance
- Swedish People drink more cofee than any other race in the world
- Almonds are a member of the Peach family
-If any of you have seen Pulp Fiction watch it again and ALL the clocks are stuck on 4:20(Trust Me)
- Over 400 americans die are killed by toilets
- In a lifetime you produce enough gas to make an atomic bomb (Why not everyone fart in a can and give it to the government...FREE NUKES
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-There are more chickens in the world than people
-Turtles and Honeybees are deaf
-There is a disease in the world where people think they are an ox
-If the population of China walked past you in single file the line would never end because of the birth rate
-The youngest pope was eleven years old
-The longest recorded flight of a chicken was 13 seconds
-In the course of a lifetime you will, while eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders
-A statute in the New Jersey code states that, ?The driver of an overtaking motor vehicle not within a business or residence district shall give audible warning with his horn or other warning device before passing or attempting to pass a vehicle proceeding in the same direction.?
-In Florida
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Any form of sexual contact other than m--sionary position is a misdomeanor. (This is still a law. There have been several cases of people being brought up on these charges in the past 5 years alone. If the police enter a home with a warrent for some other crime and catch the 'culprits' in action, they can, and are, brought up on those charges.)
- Indiana:
Bathing is prohibited during the winter.
Citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theater nor ride in a public streetcar within at least four hours after eating garlic.
- Louisiana:
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
- New Mexico:
Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public
- Oklahoma:
Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
- Nebraska:
A parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.
- Washington:
A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.
