You like getting abducted don't you? You nasty little human
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Yes I'm sure you'd have sex with "sexy" alien women. I'm sure you'd also forget to ask how the mating process goes with these certain aliens.Julianking93 said:
Now imagine, when the doors close and lock you in the room with that very sexy alien, she looks at you and says, "You will now be probed in your urethra for the next 8 hours."
Worst: Prepare the anal probing. Oh no! We're out of lube and we only have the extra large probe! And the only soothing music we have is Hello Goodbye by Jonas Brothers!
Best: We are the Genie aliens. We shall grant all of your wishes!
Best: We are the Genie aliens. We shall grant all of your wishes!
Worst: "Giggitigiggity, all riiiight!"
Best: "Yeah, we thought that we should offer such a god amongst mice some mechanical and biochemical enhancements, whaddaya' say?"
Best: "Yeah, we thought that we should offer such a god amongst mice some mechanical and biochemical enhancements, whaddaya' say?"
You wouldn't have to have been playing Warcraft 3 at some point, would you?quiet_samurai said:
Worst.
"OK, now lets examine the "Ass Hole" as he calls it... OK inserting massive spiky drill.... aaaand....Why is he screaming??!!! Get it Out Get it out! *other alien says*Sir, the mechanisms broken*End other alien* Sorry squishy thing, we won't be able to get it out for another 9 days, until the battery runs out. Whoops.
Best.
Well human, we have crafted the most ideal female possible. She is a master at what you call "Sex" we wish to make a combination of you too. She retains her natural alien colour, and some mild differences but she has very human features. All artificial. Enjoy the next year of "Snoo Snoo"
"OK, now lets examine the "Ass Hole" as he calls it... OK inserting massive spiky drill.... aaaand....Why is he screaming??!!! Get it Out Get it out! *other alien says*Sir, the mechanisms broken*End other alien* Sorry squishy thing, we won't be able to get it out for another 9 days, until the battery runs out. Whoops.
Best.
Well human, we have crafted the most ideal female possible. She is a master at what you call "Sex" we wish to make a combination of you too. She retains her natural alien colour, and some mild differences but she has very human features. All artificial. Enjoy the next year of "Snoo Snoo"
Best: You are the Chosen One. You must fight hordes of easily defeatble enemies, with a very large gun, save the universe, rule over us like the pathetic dogs we are and
get the hot alien chick.
Worst: You are the Chosen One. You must fight hordes of easily defeatble enemies, with a very large gun, save the universe, rule over us like the pathetic dogs we are and
get the hot alien chick, Derek.
get the hot alien chick.
Worst: You are the Chosen One. You must fight hordes of easily defeatble enemies, with a very large gun, save the universe, rule over us like the pathetic dogs we are and
get the hot alien chick, Derek.
I'd assume the probing of my urethra and would be somewhat related to the mating process.E-mantheseeker said:
Hopefully it would be worth it to mate with her:
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What? She still counts as an alien.
Worst case: You are here to show the effects of living on Pluto to a carbon based life form.
Best case: You are here to lead us into battle against humans with your knowledge of their technology and stuff. Help yourself to any of our badass Alien goods.
Best case: You are here to lead us into battle against humans with your knowledge of their technology and stuff. Help yourself to any of our badass Alien goods.
Worst:
Welcome human, we wish to try out a new device which can keep you alive forever. Unfortunnately, for you, we're going to test it by seeing how long you can survive after each of your body parts are hacked off, one by one.
Best, they feel and look like walking marshmallows:
Aww, hug time. Now that the first hourly hug is over with, its time for you to take your rightful place as our companion as we travel the Universe and Time.
because who doesn't want to be hugged by a giant marshmallow every hour?
Welcome human, we wish to try out a new device which can keep you alive forever. Unfortunnately, for you, we're going to test it by seeing how long you can survive after each of your body parts are hacked off, one by one.
Best, they feel and look like walking marshmallows:
Aww, hug time. Now that the first hourly hug is over with, its time for you to take your rightful place as our companion as we travel the Universe and Time.
because who doesn't want to be hugged by a giant marshmallow every hour?
Best: Hi. We just came by to drop off these cures for all diseases.
Worst: We are the Borg. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
Worst: We are the Borg. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
But what if they want to pull down your trousers because the sexy alien lady will soon arrive?poncho14 said:Worst thing: Pull down your trousers
Best thing: I will grant you infinite knowledge(which includes the knowledge on how to alter your genes, making me a shapeshifter of sorts
Worst thing: Alien, we must probe you anally in order to understand more about your species.
Best thing: Alien, our scientists have told us to examine the reproductive process of your species
OR
Alien, the Ethereals have instructed us to give unto you our newest battle armor. It has been fully tested and engineered to your DNA.
Best thing: Alien, our scientists have told us to examine the reproductive process of your species
OR
Alien, the Ethereals have instructed us to give unto you our newest battle armor. It has been fully tested and engineered to your DNA.