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Shoggoth2588

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Anyone here a fan of Jeff Foxworthy or the Blue Collar Comedy Tour? If not, Jeff Foxworthy is a comedian whose big thing are 'you may be a redneck if' quotes. Examples being;

"If you keep a flyswatter in the front seat of your car so you can hit your kids in the backseat, you may be a redneck"
-and-
"If your nipple was bitten off by a beaver, you may be a redneck"

This is a game website though so, I figure if we tweak the rules a bit, we can use that as a template for a fun game ^^

Here's the first one! Try limiting yourselves to a max of 3 per post though to give other people a chance

"If you refer to a sleepless night with a member of the opposite sex as a 'Bonus Level', you might be a gamer"

"If you refer to Suicide as 'Rage Quitting', you may be a gamer"

That's all I've got for now...Have fun ^^