Malcolm Reynolds, because you need clever comments and a captain for a space ship.
Kratos, because he will force feed any aliens blades chained to his arms,especially if they try to come off as gods.Kratos </3 gods.
Batman, because you never know when you may need him to whip out a bat-"anti-death-laser shield" from his utility belt.
Elton John to fabulous the shit out of the aliens.
Bruce Willis, in case the aliens steal our shoes and break windows.Bruce Willis's feet are immune to glass.
A space pirate, to provide the space ship and space booze to keep us entertained.
Me, to behold the pure force of awesome I unleashed upon the aliens.
Kratos, because he will force feed any aliens blades chained to his arms,especially if they try to come off as gods.Kratos </3 gods.
Batman, because you never know when you may need him to whip out a bat-"anti-death-laser shield" from his utility belt.
Elton John to fabulous the shit out of the aliens.
Bruce Willis, in case the aliens steal our shoes and break windows.Bruce Willis's feet are immune to glass.
A space pirate, to provide the space ship and space booze to keep us entertained.
Me, to behold the pure force of awesome I unleashed upon the aliens.