You must assemble a 7-person team to combat attacking aliens.

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Harkonnen64

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I'd have to go with Seal Team Six, as described by Stephen Colbert.

http://rackjite.com/archives/7105-Stephen-Colbert-congratulates-Seal-Team-Six-doing-in-bin-Laden.html

For those you who don't care to see the video:

Rambo
John McClain
Master Chief
The Batman
Vin Diesel
Lara Croft
and, let's say, Kung Fu Panda.
 

XDravond

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1. Thor (not the s*ssy comic-book guy but real dude)
2. V (just be impressed of the determination)
3. Duke Nukem (who else survive 10+y of development..)
4. Razputin "Raz" Aquato (Psychonauts, minds is fun)
5. McGyver (well why not might need something..)
6. Iron Man (well gonna need some heavy weapons...)
7. Captain Fröjd (that one dude that would make me feel sorry for the enemy, no you do probably not know him)

I'm rather sure I would just need to lean back and have a cool drink and look at the firework...
 

Exocet

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Malcolm Reynolds, because you need clever comments and a captain for a space ship.

Kratos, because he will force feed any aliens blades chained to his arms,especially if they try to come off as gods.Kratos </3 gods.

Batman, because you never know when you may need him to whip out a bat-"anti-death-laser shield" from his utility belt.

Elton John to fabulous the shit out of the aliens.

Bruce Willis, in case the aliens steal our shoes and break windows.Bruce Willis's feet are immune to glass.

A space pirate, to provide the space ship and space booze to keep us entertained.

Me, to behold the pure force of awesome I unleashed upon the aliens.
 

FalloutJack

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Cipher1 said:
The Big Guy
You mean, Sigourney Weaver?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Let's do this right. Every one of my entries needs their own proper introduction. They are in no particular order.

{1} GODZILLA - All Godzilla films


The giant monster born of dinosaur and radioactive mutation. He is strong against most forms of assault and leaves devastation in his wake even when he's not trying. His death breath is extremely powerful and he has a long list of defeated foes from Earth and space and all over the place. Confirmed that he has both a high regeneration rate and a resistance to energy, as the guy gets struck by lightning when he wants a BOOST in strength. Godzilla is a relentless fighter and is unstoppable to this day.

{2} Coop in Megas - Megas XLR


The chunky man from Jersey has inadvertently caused and then put to rights a numerous amount of catastrophes involving monsters, robots, and other strange hazards roaming the universe. Coop has beaten the Glorft, beaten a giant planet, and even beaten...well...himself! In the end, he has no idea what he's really doing most of the time, but there's so much weird crap in Megas that nobody even cares! You've got to admit, though, the guy can trash an army like no tomorrow, and Megas holds up under pressure, both his and his enemy's.

{3} Eiji - Heroic Age


On a distant world, far from Earth, a people known only as the Golden Race implanted the sole survivor of a colony ship with the power of a devastatingly powerful monster, one member of a race called Nodos, otherwise known as the Heroic Race. The space-going creatures were so violent and destructive that the Golden Race had to restrain their last remaining members in this way. Eiji was the only one to be given to the humans, to play out a grand destiny laid out by the golden ones. To fully-explain him would take a really long time. Let me just sum up by saying the next thing he does directly after the clip is punch an asteroid-ship to death.

{4} Deadpool - Marvel


Because he's Deadpool. You all know him, of course. The madness, the violence, the crazy regeneration powers set against cancer that actually out-regen Wolverine. Deadpool ends things with violence and never shutting up. This has been used against him in a death-trap, but he wasn't killed, so yeah. Our man Wade is the most dangerous man alive because of himself and because of people trying to use him. Remember the Skrulls? Remember how Wade tricked them into cloning him to make undying Wade-Skrulls and then offered to train them? Do you remember how much of a disaster THAT was? That's why Wade.

{5} Nu-13 - Blazblue


Nu is, of course, the boss character of the original Blazblue. Everyone knows that. In full essense, she is a menacing and relentless cyborg. If the story is accurate at all, mere physical damage is only a hindrance, not a means to defeat her. Nu has the track record of beating the shit out of Ragna over 700 times and becoming the Black Beast with the two Azure Grimoire fragments. Since Ragna has himself - in story - actually unleashed Black Beast power while still being Ragna-ish, we can also assume that Nu just IS the Black Beast and has power beyond the mechanics of the game that we've seen. Currently, she is expected to pick up her old body from the cauldran she fell in and start up like nothing happened.

{6} Unicron - Transformers


He's the last we ever hear from Orson Welles before his death, the machine that roams the galaxy, devouring other planets and leaving barely even rubble behind. Unicron has capabilities that can sometimes only be explained by Arthur C. Clarke, saying that when technology gets advanced enough, it will seem indistinguishable from magic. There's an explanation somewhere, but we don't know it. When there's very little in the universe that can actually destroy you, you have the touch and you have the power. Unicron is large enough to punch Cybertron and make it shake all over. And apparently, it's POSSIBLE for him to recover from being just a floating head. Just ask Starscream.

{7} Deus Ex Machina - Xenogears


The final boss of a mech game? Oh yes. Deus is, of course, the main villain of Xenogears, behind everything that happens in that game, basically. So powerful that people thought it was god, when it was in fact...a machine built to destroy galaxies. Yep, a machine so dangerous that they were going to dump it somewhere, or destroy it. And when it twigged that, the unassembled components of the thing tried to take over the ship it was in, and even the self-destruct didn't even take. Even now, after the end of the game, Deus hasn't actually been destroyed. Krelian's riding its ass through the cosmos.
 

Kai Novak

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The Iron Giant
Coop and Megas XLR
-The heavy hitters, guys who can literally grab alien ships and hurl them out of orbit

Ender Wiggin
The Doctor
- The experts, tacticians and the clever folks who deal with this kind of thing all the time and can provide valuable knowledge and leadership

Samus Aran
Gordon Freeman
- The ground troops, the ones to infiltrate and sabotage Enemy structures from inside

and Will Smith
- Because he's Will Smith
 

Aabglov

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I want a Predator: a big one
Wolverine,
Charlie Chalplin,
a Highlander: I don't care which one,
John MaClane,
Nikola Tesla
and God.
 

Varrdy

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- Commander Lion Shepard (in my world, that's his name!)
- Garrus Vakarian (Because he's always been my second)
- John McClane (Never quits)
- Max Payne (Ditto)
- The Stig (Some say that he can shoot laser beams from his bottom...and that he once "returned the favour" when probed)
- Liberty Prime (He throws nuclear fucking bombs, what more do you need?)
- Me (Because it'd be pretty wanky to send this fine bunch to fight the evil horde and not join in!)

Wardy
 

Dfskelleton

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Duke Nukem, considering alien ass-kicking is his best talent, followed by the ability to kick with both feet at the same time while walking.
Doomguy, because he BLEW UP HELL.
Solid Snake, due to the fact that he can fuck them up behind enemy lines.
BJ Blazcowicz, the man who singlehandedly won WWII.
Rod Serling, to narrate the battles with his awesome voice and to fuck with the aliens minds.
Alex Mercer, who is basically destruction in human (?) form.
Gordon Freeman, who also has alien ass kicking experience.
These aliens won't last for 2 days.
 

inFAMOUSCowZ

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Don Draper-from Mad Men, I'll need a smooth talker

The man in Black-from Lost, he'll easily wreck shit up

Wrex-from Mass Effect, he's pretty much a true badass

Sev-from Kill Zone 2/3, pretty sure he could hold his own.

Kurt-from Halo:Ghost of Onyx, in some ways better then the Chief.

The Darkness-from The Darkness series, hell it goes to space in a few issues.

Adrien Brody- This vid sums up my reason for him




Maybe not the most obvious choice of characters but I think it could work.
 

Winnosh

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for anyone who did not include Superman in their list *SLAP* Its Superman is there any time you WOULDN'T want him to help you stop an invasion? Batman's ok for helping to plan a strategy but not that helpful in the actual fight not to mention the fact that more often than not other characters just don't get along with him. I'd prefer Nightwing to Batman on a team.
 

WouldYouKindly

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Snake(young of course)
Scott Mitchell(the PC from GRAW)
Sam Fisher
The Scout(TF2)
Ezio
Agent 43
Jack(Bioshock)

With the exception of the scout, we all have a sense of stealth, discretion, or tactics. I don't think anyone would be able to win in a stand up fight with massive force of aliens, so that leaves infiltration and hit and run tactics.

EDIT: I specifically did not want to use any super heroes or people who are too insanely overpowered.
 

Jakub324

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Noble 6 - Halo Reach
Alex Mercer - Prototype
Yoda - You know where
Nikolai Belinski - CoD W@W
Alcatraz - Crysis 2, who cares if he doesn't look to good on the inside, right?
Soap - MW1+2
Fawkes - Fallout 3
 

OniYouji

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If I have to have 7, it would be...

Ragna The Bloodedge
Black Mage
Travis Touchdown
Isaac Washington
Son Goku
Fox McCloud
Linkara
 

MuppeTeN

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In the words of cartman...

6 White guys and a black guy who will sacrifice himself for the team.

Dante
Ryu
Marcus Fenix
A Big Daddy
The big nosed guy from Mw1 and 2 ( Wich i Can't remember the name)
Iron Man
Cleveland Brown as the regular black guy :p
 

irani_che

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Galen Marek (a walking nuclear weapon)
Galen Marek's clone (because i can)
Alex Mercer
4 Space Marines in terminator Armour, to finish the job and get rid of the other 3 afterwards
 

Noswad

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Lord Vetinari- i seriously doubt there's any situation he can't handle.
Moya- Gonna need a ship and comes with pilot
The Doctor- Trust him he's a doctor
Ace Rimmer-Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!
Tom Bombadil- Because He's Tom Bombadil
Shadow Broker Liara- Information is Power
Batman-Because no alien could be more scary than him

The best thing about my team is that they'd probable solve the entire situation with no open conflict, no casualties and without anyone noticing.