You must change a paradise into a hell, by changing one thing...

[chiggerwood]

Here's the scenario: You are approached by a mad god who takes you to a human paradise where endless pleasures and delights abound. He then turns to you and issues a challenge for you to turn this paradise into a hellish place by changing one thing. BUT! it cannot cause bodily harm to anyone inside the paradise. What would you change?

Me? I would make everything taste like black liquorice.

 

[tippy2k2]

You...you MONSTER!!!!!

I'm not sure if anyone will be able to top that but I sure can try!

Everything in entertainment has to have Uwe Boll involved in a major way (so director for movies, producer for albums, author for books, etc).

 

[Elfgore]

Are you Satan? Because that is honestly one of the worst things you could do to anybody. It may even break your rule of inflicting bodily harm. I rather die than be forced to eat that shit.

Every piece of clothing is unisex. If anyone has ever had to wear unisex clothing for something, they know what I mean. For the pants, shorts, etc. the crotch is to big for girls and to small for guys. Shirts and the like have to big a chest for guys and ,usually, to small for girls. It's a fashion nightmare. This is coming from a guy with zero sense of fashion as well.

 

[twistedmic]

I'd change it so that every male voice sounds like Gilbert Gottfried and every female voice sounds Fran Drescher.

 

[FoOd77]

All the food literally tastes like shit. The water tastes like... Fuck, I dunno', Everclear? only it doesn't get you drunk at all. Boom, I just turned paradise into hell, you're welcome. Also there is no music, whatsoever. At all.

Shit, that was more than one thing wasn't it? Whatever, pick and choose any one of those and this paradise would still be a shithole.

 

[Nouw]

Everything feels like butter. Everything. Try gripping anything now! *Maniacal laugh.*

 

[kurokotetsu]

I would take every inhabitants senses. All of them. No hearing, no listening, no tasting, no smelling, no sight, no equilibrium, no sense of time, no pain, no kinesthetic sense. NOthing at all but you and your thoughts. No harm is done. They are just deprived of the outer world. No matter how big a paradise it is, you can't enjoy it if you can't recive sensations. You lost you paradise withou movng an inch.

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

I'd make it so that the paradise would be in a constant state of construction. It would go on forever, never finished. Roads would always be congested and no one would ever be able to hear themselves think during the day because of all the jackhammers.

 

[Asita]

Every time anyone looks over their left shoulder they will see a goat staring intently at them. Paranoia's bound to set in somewhere down the line.

 

[chiggerwood]

Are you Satan? Because that is honestly one of the worst things you could do to anybody. It may even break your rule of inflicting bodily harm. I rather die than be forced to eat that shit.

No I am not Satan, my cloven hooves and horns are because of... other reasons. Also if you choose not to eat and starve to death that's on you.

 

[chiggerwood]

Every time anyone looks over their left shoulder they will see a goat staring intently at them. Paranoia's bound to set in somewhere down the line.

OK I'll admit it, by day three I'd being chewing off my own face in a fit of insanity... Well done.

 

[Racecarlock]

Chocolate rain. Some stay dry and others stay the same.

Everyone would be all sticky after every rain storm. And can you even imagine the hurricanes?

 

[Reed Spacer]

Make falling asleep give you diarrhea.

 

[Vylox]

Speech modification.
No matter what you intend to say, it comes out as some sort of rude, mean, spiteful, hateful statement. This could also affect the written word.
It would affect all music as well. Each statement is tailored specifically to the person who hears it. Or reads it if the written word is included.

Try living in paradise when everything you hear or read is a directed hateful slur against you.

 

[Guffe]

Me? I would make everything taste like black liquorice.

You just made my heaven even more heaven!!!
I want into your hell

On Topic:

For me
Let's say I come into a heaven were you play videogames or watch movies all the time, tirelessly and endlessly.
Now the mad God gives me the turnaround option
The only games you play, movies you watch, are the ones you hate
Simple

Captcha: almost got it
What did I do wrong?

 

[Billy D Williams]

Everything feels like butter. Everything. Try gripping anything now! *Maniacal laugh.*

I don't know if that would make sex better or worse...


Anyways, I would make it... groundhog day. Go Bill Murray on their asses, where every day everything starts over, but everyone still remembers what happened the day before.

 

[Thaluikhain]

However nice it is for you, it's twice as good for everyone else, and they are convinced they've got it worse than you.