You're thinking waaaaaaaayyyy too much on this. It's just a fun little thought exercise to see what (a comedic) hell is for you.The Dubya said:Well first I would ask the question "Why would I ever want to do that...???"chiggerwood said:Here's the scenario: You are approached by a mad god who takes you to a human paradise where endless pleasures and delights abound. He then turns to you and issues a challenge for you to turn this paradise into a hellish place by changing one thing. BUT! it cannot cause bodily harm to anyone inside the paradise. What would you change?
Kinda seems like a dick thing to do, ya know. What, am I a wasted fratboy taking on dumb dares in this scenario? Is this like a Job thing where we made a bet that I could fuck with this paradise as much as possible and still have the inhabitants of the paradise love me? I have so many questions, Mad God dude!
At least it isn't "THE WORST TOILET IN SCOTLAND". Eventually, however, you'd probably be able to find it pretty easily due to the uh... trail.Groxnax said:Every toilet, except one, is broken and the only way you can find it is to follow a very confusing map or a set of riddles.
It also smells really bad.
When you actually get there, the person with the stamp would be some old lady that keeps smoking, even though the room has no windows of ventilaton, who keeps forgetting and making typos. Add to that, she would have the worst possible accent and keeps telling you stories from her youth, instead of working. That would add another 2 hours of wait and a lot of patience wasted.BiscuitTrouser said:Introduce beurocracy, every fun activity requires a fun form filed in triplicate with administration stamps from the ministry of personal and emotional positivity. Only open sunday. The queueing area has no seats, no heating (or TOO MUCH heating) and one of the lights buzzes and flickers extremely rapidly. It's also a smoking area and babies are mandetory. Average wait time 5 hours.