You must change a paradise into a hell, by changing one thing...

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kasperbbs

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Every type of service has a massive crowd of people waiting in line (shops, toilets, any kind of entertainment, restaurants, etc) and only the first ten get to enter, then the line resets until the next day.
 

Ieyke

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Isolate every person in a separate sound nullifying room that is very very dimly lit by randomly pulsing red lights, and the room administers a mild electric shock every time the person falls asleep.
 

Groxnax

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Every toilet, except one, is broken and the only way you can find it is to follow a very confusing map or a set of riddles.

It also smells really bad.
 

Syzygy23

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Change one thing and turn the paradise into hell eh?

Alright, how 'bout this: Everyone gets everything they want when they want it. As soon as they wish it it just appears or happens.

They will never have to work for anything ever again.

EVER.

AGAIN.

Nothing will ever take any effort.

FOREVER.
 

chiggerwood

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The Dubya said:
chiggerwood said:
Here's the scenario: You are approached by a mad god who takes you to a human paradise where endless pleasures and delights abound. He then turns to you and issues a challenge for you to turn this paradise into a hellish place by changing one thing. BUT! it cannot cause bodily harm to anyone inside the paradise. What would you change?
Well first I would ask the question "Why would I ever want to do that...???"

Kinda seems like a dick thing to do, ya know. What, am I a wasted fratboy taking on dumb dares in this scenario? Is this like a Job thing where we made a bet that I could fuck with this paradise as much as possible and still have the inhabitants of the paradise love me? I have so many questions, Mad God dude!
You're thinking waaaaaaaayyyy too much on this. It's just a fun little thought exercise to see what (a comedic) hell is for you.
 

chiggerwood

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Groxnax said:
Every toilet, except one, is broken and the only way you can find it is to follow a very confusing map or a set of riddles.

It also smells really bad.
At least it isn't "THE WORST TOILET IN SCOTLAND". Eventually, however, you'd probably be able to find it pretty easily due to the uh... trail.
 

Level 7 Dragon

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Remove friction.

So people would not be able to stop moving, ever. Even when they bump in to each other, they would still continue moving and gain speed. It would drive everybody insane after a while.
 

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BiscuitTrouser said:
Introduce beurocracy, every fun activity requires a fun form filed in triplicate with administration stamps from the ministry of personal and emotional positivity. Only open sunday. The queueing area has no seats, no heating (or TOO MUCH heating) and one of the lights buzzes and flickers extremely rapidly. It's also a smoking area and babies are mandetory. Average wait time 5 hours.
When you actually get there, the person with the stamp would be some old lady that keeps smoking, even though the room has no windows of ventilaton, who keeps forgetting and making typos. Add to that, she would have the worst possible accent and keeps telling you stories from her youth, instead of working. That would add another 2 hours of wait and a lot of patience wasted.
 

nyankaty

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I would make all internet super slow dial-up. Instant insanity and misery.

Edit: Oh, and it dials up on your phone line so you can't call anyone if you're online. And if someone tries to call or text you, it might disconnect your internet because of that.