You must die !!
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Saving the world from an alien invasion like the guy who flies into the alien ship in Independence day.
Dying of multiple wounds and blood loss while playing the guitar solo from Seize the Day by Avenged Sevenfold on the helm of my grand pirate ship, which is on fire by this point, after my incredible ultimate battle against 100,000 ninjas. Which I, of course, won.
Or one of these:
Or one of these:
Futurama + Monty Python ftw.seamusotorain said:
Anything that doesn't involve incontinence or splatter. The colour of my juices is between me and the coroner; I don't want to be Jackson Pollocked all over the pavement, and I don't want the last young lady I ever meet to be the one who changes my adult nappies. Other than that, whatever.
Anyone read Endless Nights from the Sandman series?
It's like death by snoo-snoo but better, quicker, more dignified.
Snoo-snoo with two beautiful virgins, then crushed by an elephant during climax.
It's like death by snoo-snoo but better, quicker, more dignified.
Snoo-snoo with two beautiful virgins, then crushed by an elephant during climax.
HAHAHA!! I'm changing my entry, I'm making love to two beautiful virgins on a giant canvas, then I'm crushed by the elephant. During climax. Let the creative juices flow!!!lord667 said:
That's a horribly painful way to go. Memorable, but painful.Trivun said:
As for me, something peaceful and not so painful sounds good...or in brutal, bloody combat. Either way sounds good.
this has been said the last time but it's awesome so what the hell
I would die as the last man in the last war in the last battle from the last bullet.
and now originality kicks in
I would die pressing the destroy earth and send everyone to heaven but with me as god button.
I would die as the last man in the last war in the last battle from the last bullet.
and now originality kicks in
I would die pressing the destroy earth and send everyone to heaven but with me as god button.
I was just wondering, why is The Escapist community constantly either killing or being killed? What´s with all these "How would you die"/"Who would you kill" -threads, to say nothing of threads concerning the end of the entire universe? Can´t we all just get along?
Yeah, I believe that´s about all I wanted to say. Carry on.
Yeah, I believe that´s about all I wanted to say. Carry on.
Slow and painful if necessary. Enough time for me to reflect and say goodbye.
If I just stopped existing in a painless instant, I'd just be gone before I'd have a chance to realize I'd even be dying. If I'm going to die, it'd have to be kicking and screaming.
In the end though, it doesn't matter. It's not like dead people can care about how they died.
If I just stopped existing in a painless instant, I'd just be gone before I'd have a chance to realize I'd even be dying. If I'm going to die, it'd have to be kicking and screaming.
In the end though, it doesn't matter. It's not like dead people can care about how they died.
Smothered to death in incredibly attractive naked young women =D
Failing that, I'd like to die in my sleep, or take poison that knocks me out before killing me
Failing that, I'd like to die in my sleep, or take poison that knocks me out before killing me
