You now ARE the last thing you killed in a video game.

[GingieAle]

I am robot unicorn. I will spend the rest of my life collecting fairies, destroying giant stars, running at ridiculous speeds, and trying beat my high score. Also explosions. Loooooots of explosions.

 

[ryukage_sama]

I wonder how many people in this thread are now hookers?

 

[TheAmokz]

Sentry bot from Fallout:NV. Muhahahaha!

 

[Falcon123]

Well, I'm now Warwick. This will definitely be fun, especially since he already got berserker's greaves and a bloodthirster for me

 

[Febel]

A fairy-minion in Touhou 6. Why did it have to come to this?

It's ok. At least you're not a ?H.
EDIT: Apparently the Escapist forums don't allow the nineball character.

I guess I'm

Spoiler

The Boss

Awesome, but feels bad bro.

 

[Hosker]

A zombie? Well, that sucks. I guess I'd spend my time roaming around in search of brains.

This has got me thinking about zombie apocalypse films. If they are a majority of the population, how do they stay alive so long with little to no food?

 

[Roofstone]

Gray Fox... Do I win, or what? *Flex*

 

[Pseudoboss]

Orbital Command, I can fly! Very slowly! And do all the awesome things that comes with being an orbital command, like scanning. . .

 

[chrono16]

wow.. Im a Burning Gundam. Thank god i killed that last. I could have been some shit cannon fodder gundam that i was killing for the last hour. I don't think im that bad off lol.

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

A random thug in splinter cell conviction. Ok...

 

[Denariax]

Wait, does accidential suicide in Saints Row 2 count?

 

[Herr Schatz]

So I'm Cesare Borgia?

Think it's time to finally retake what is rightfully mine, and march into Rome!

 

[Antagonist86]

Great, I get to be a bloated tentacled baby that shoots what looks like projectile vomiting from the end of it's tentacles (Dead Space 2)

I am not looking forward to puberty I tell you that.

 

[AplChild]

I'm a Sophit. Bam, crazy crab/worm gonna eat your steampunk helicopter.

 

[Jakub324]

Ultra-nationalist Russian. Hardly "fuckin' A" is it? I get shot by a man who can come back to life, heal really fast and has no body parts aside from to hands.

 

[hoboman29]

Deathclaw jackpot I need to maul somebody now

 

[demolisher360]

I'm india... civ5 ftw

 

[Pandabearparade]

I'm a medic from TF2, now. Yay! I have a heal-gun! That'll make me rich!

 

[Shifty Tortoise]

Fuck me, another "You -blank- the last -blank- you -blank- in a video game". I'll just sit at the back and wait for a interesting topic.

and i'm a human, woohoo