You On... (The Stand Up Comedy Game)

[jackanderson]

So I was bored one day. Suddenly, an idea popped into my head. Make a Stand Up Comedy game! Because, I love Stand Up comedy and I love unscouted talent (PSN's Movement, I thank you). So put the two together and bam! you got yourself a game! Now to keep things on the straight and narrow, there are a couple of rules.

1. No racial or discriminatory jokes. Sorry, wannabe Chris Rocks. The thread stays open that way.

2. Your jokes and routines can be on anything you want (except racial bigotry) and can go on as long as you want.

3. The person below you can rate your routine on a scale of 1 to 5. 1 being unfunny to 5 being sidesplitting.

4. To add a competitive side to the proceedings, I will pick the funniest person of each week. They will win nothing but bragging rights! Still, it's bragging rights.

Good luck! Have fun! Now make me laugh!

 

[jackanderson]

Anyone? Anyone at all? C'mon, don't be shy!

 

[Anarchemitis]

The RP Forum is less trafficked, you'll have to be more patient than waiting 50 minutes before bump. Also, don't bump and don't act conceited:

Now make me laugh!

You mean "Have fun, for the benefit of comedy for everyone". I sincerely apologize if this commentary seems a bit brutish, if even outright condescending.
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I'd love to participate, but I don't know how to play.
If this is just a jokes thread, we've had three of these before, and they turn into quick foul-troughs of horrible joke posts for new users, regardless of protest or warning put on the Opening Post.

 

[Dancingman]

That's a 3 Anarchemitis, and only because I like your imperious comments