You own a pub, what's it called?

[Soveru]

It'll be called 'The Pub'

 

[PleaseDele]

The Buzzkill. Because I'm all ironic hipster like that.

 

[Torrasque]

I'd name mine "The Blue Waffle" so if anyone looked me up, they'd be horribly mentally scarred for life.

 

[Sparrow]

Can't believe everyone has resisted the urge to say "The Winchester".

 

[SwagLordYoloson]

Republic of Ireland

or possibly

The Lazy Donkey

You sir win
/thread

 

[Flames66]

Either The Phoenix, or DagoBar.

 

[CorinthianRed]

Group therapy
lol

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

The twig and two berries.

It'll be a sophisticated joint...obviously.

 

[Albino Boo]

Can't believe everyone has resisted the urge to say "The Winchester".

Sorry, I was too busy having a quick half in the Nags Head, you know the one its opposite the Queen Vic.

I suspect you don't know the Winchester is a reference to Minder

 

[Gizmo1990]

The Amnesia. Because sometimes you want to go where no body knows your name.

 

[cookieXkiller]

my pub would be called the frozen boot
or 'the boot' for short.
and if thats taken ... I would steal the name of pub of shady dealings.
and sell lots of booze like whisky etc.
none of the pre made drinks.

 

[Jon Shannow]

In memory of my favourite one: "The Tickled Balls"

 

[Jazoni89]

The queen's legs

"I'm waiting for the queen's legs to open, so i can have a drink"

...yeah, I'm so immature.

 

[JohanGasMask]

Just press the button marked Booze!
Bit long for a pub but its my pub and i do what i want with it.

 

[Alkali]

The Arseless Pig.
Yeah, why not.

 

[Chris^^]

The Wench and Flagon

although the best name I've ever seen is simply Gun Inn

 

[Wuvlycuddles]

Ye Olde Pube.

I think i win this thread

I think family guy won it about 13 years ago.

To be fair, its a very obvious joke so really, no one wins.

 

[ascorbius]

The Slaughtered Lamb.

Especially if it was in East Proctor.

 

[Scratch17]

But honestly, most of the names I've seen that have an '&' in them are kinda catchy and fun to say for me. There's one near where I live called the Slug & Lettuce.

(Double post, yay!)

You wouldn't happen to be talking about the one in Nottingham next to the Cornerhouse would you?

No, this one's in Durbanville, Cape Town, South Africa near the Midas hardware store. :x

 

[arkwright]

The Badgers Arse.

"where have you been?" "up the badgers arse" BOOM BOOM