You oxymoron

[murphy7801]

women's rights *terrible badum-tschh*

*cracks knuckles* Get running.

Someone called me a frigid slag today actually.. I LOL'd.

What why arnt you sub servent and self degrading for men as women should be lol

 

[murphy7801]

I got another:Lawful Evil.

Haven t you ever met a lawyer!

Aren't they Chaotic Evil?

What following the law like they do

They never follow the law. That's why their lawyers.

They do in the uk

 

[teutonicman]

From a tv show on long ago there were 2 characters general specific and private public.

 

[DerekTheMagicDragun]

Jumbo shrimp...

Well what is it? Is it a big shrimp or a little Jumbo?
XD
Carlin FTW!

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Organic Metal

hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaha
Your bones are made of metal silly, calcium is a metal

Bones are made of Calcium phosphate, calcium carbonate, and magnesium phosphate, Silly
They're ionically bonded compounds that are comprised of both metals and non-metals, but the compounds themselves are nonmetallic--they're powders and grains. I'm refering to something different.

 

[TotallyFake]

Organic Metal

hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaha
Your bones are made of metal silly, calcium is a metal

It's deposits of inorganic calcium salts, interwoven with connective tissue. I think it's safe to say it's neither organic nor metal.

 

[EeveeElectro]

women's rights *terrible badum-tschh*

*cracks knuckles* Get running.

Someone called me a frigid slag today actually.. I LOL'd.

What why arnt you sub servent and self degrading for men as women should be lol

You two are going into my Death note lol

 

[xXGeckoXx]

Courage the Cowardly Dog is fucking awesome

fixed for you

smartass

I've met quite a few intelligent donkeys in my time...

For me it's when people use "stupidly" as an adjective, for example: "that's stupidly clever!" is something I've heard quite a few times.

, shirley you jest?

No I mean it.

And stop calling me shirley.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Rap Music... been saying that for years... and I'm actually surprised I didn't see Military Intelligence or Government Worker? Or maybe I missed them from just skimming through it...

 

[philosophicalbastard]

Courage the Cowardly Dog is fucking awesome

fixed for you

quote]

I agree.

Light heavy wieght.

 

[garjian]

cold burns...

Freecell... (the card game?)

cant think of more that havent already been mentioned...

oh... bloody [insert inorganic object here]! (stubbing your toe and stuff?)

 

[1ronJ4m]

Deconstruction.
Free will

 

[Pungrongo]

Old news. Just because it's used so much.

 

[KSarty]

Union Benefits.

 

[theSovietConnection]

Government intelligence. (I live in North America so that might tell you why.)

Fixed it for you.

I'd have to say my favourite is reality television.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Slow down quickly. All Alone. Cafeteria food.

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

Courage the Cowardly Dog is fucking awesome

fixed for you

smartass

I've met quite a few intelligent donkeys in my time...

For me it's when people use "stupidly" as an adjective, for example: "that's stupidly clever!" is something I've heard quite a few times.

, shirley you jest?

Don't call me Shirley.

Spoiler

for this you get cookie

And it's a totally awesome cookie! Huzzah!!

only the best for my references

Here's one for ya:

"You've got a little something on your face. *Shovel*"

 

[crudus]

Common sense

I will have you know that that is not an oxymoron. Everyone has common sense but was does it tell you? It tells you things like the earth is flat. So common sense is later replaced with common knowledge(i.e. the stove is hot).

back to topic: now then

 

[Laura.]

Courage the Cowardly Dog

Yes!

Preemptive war.
Special effects.

 

[Sensei Le Roof]

Jumbo shrimp...

Eh, I can't think lately XD

Fresh-frozen jumbo shrimp.