You SHOULD be ashamed.

[Ragsnstitches]

I recently had to endure something monumentally embarrassing and of that I will speak no more.

Instead I'm going to shame you all to make myself feel better:

DISCLAIMER: I need to put a sign here for people to realise this... this is a MAKE SHIT UP THREAD.

*You know that time you were in a crowded elevator and thought you'd sneak one off?
Everyone there knew it was you.

*That time you stumbled on your bike and squealed like a little girl just before lightly toppling over.
Someone saw that... and they laughed.

*Remember that time you bragged about yourself to new acquaintances, but made most of it up?
They knew.

*That joke you thought was funny?
It wasn't.

*Your mum has caught you masturbating before...
... you just aren't aware of it.

*That incredibly embarrassing photo of you wearing a tutu you wish never existed?
It's on the internet.

Feel free to add your own here.

EDIT: I hate having to state this, but yes, this post is a feeble attempt at being witty. I'm hoping that others will flesh this out with much better stuff. IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE TRUE.

 

[McMullen]

*All that shit in the above post?
Doesn't matter, and being ashamed about it now will only hold you back.

 

[Ragsnstitches]

*All that shit in the above post?
Doesn't matter, and being ashamed about it now will only hold you back.

Not sure if serious?

Of course it doesn't matter. Nothing I said was meant to be taken seriously.

Did you fart on an elevator? If so, I do apologise if I made you relive that moment.

 

[Furioso]

That time you farted on stage and later blamed it on your dance partner?
Everyone knows it was you *cough Nancy Grace cough*

 

[Appleshampoo]

Ugh, are you just posting crap that other people on Facebook post? Like those annoying images that say stuff like 'A true friend will like you now in the past and in the future. Repost this if you're a true friend!' or whatever.

They suck. And no, I'm not going to copy these things to my status dammit.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

None of those things ever happened to me, I did fart in an elevator once, and I didn't even try to be sneaky and it was fucking hilarious.

No shame here.

 

[Tips_of_Fingers]

I recently had to endure something monumentally embarrassing and of that I will speak no more.

Instead I'm going to shame you all to make myself feel better:

*You know that time you were in a crowded elevator and thought you'd sneak one off?
Everyone there knew it was you.

*That time you stumbled on your bike and squealed like a little girl just before lightly toppling over.
Someone saw that... and they laughed.

*Remember that time you bragged about yourself to new acquaintances, but made most of it up?
They knew.

*That joke you thought was funny?
It wasn't.

*Your mum has caught you masturbating before...
... you just aren't aware of it.

*That incredibly embarrassing photo of you wearing a tutu you wish never existed?
It's on the internet.

Feel free to add your own here.

EDIT: I hate having to state this, but yes, this post is a feeble attempt at being witty. I'm hoping that others will flesh this out with much better stuff.

My initial response:

*That joke you thought was funny?
It wasn't.

Exactly... You said it perfectly.

OT: I've had some pretty shaming moments...but like you, I don't think the internet is the place to reveal them, even though it'd likely give hours of hilarity to many people.

 

[Ragsnstitches]

Ugh, are you just posting crap that other people on Facebook post? Like those annoying images that say stuff like 'A true friend will like you now in the past and in the future. Repost this if you're a true friend!' or whatever.

They suck. And no, I'm not going to copy these things to my status dammit.

So why did you respond? Look for a thumbs up or "Rob likes this"?

None of those things ever happened to me, I did fart in an elevator once, and I didn't even try to be sneaky and it was fucking hilarious.

No shame here.

Ha, power to you. I nearly falcon punched a fat man in an elevator (he was stepping out and I was waiting to get on)... I forget how I got to that point though.

I recently had to endure something monumentally embarrassing and of that I will speak no more.

Instead I'm going to shame you all to make myself feel better:

*You know that time you were in a crowded elevator and thought you'd sneak one off?
Everyone there knew it was you.

*That time you stumbled on your bike and squealed like a little girl just before lightly toppling over.
Someone saw that... and they laughed.

*Remember that time you bragged about yourself to new acquaintances, but made most of it up?
They knew.

*That joke you thought was funny?
It wasn't.

*Your mum has caught you masturbating before...
... you just aren't aware of it.

*That incredibly embarrassing photo of you wearing a tutu you wish never existed?
It's on the internet.

Feel free to add your own here.

EDIT: I hate having to state this, but yes, this post is a feeble attempt at being witty. I'm hoping that others will flesh this out with much better stuff.

My initial response:

*That joke you thought was funny?
It wasn't.

Exactly... You said it perfectly.

OT: I've had some pretty shaming moments...but like you, I don't think the internet is the place to reveal them, even though it'd likely give hours of hilarity to many people.

Make stuff up... I didn't think people would need that spelt out to them. I added a disclaimer on your behalf.

 

[Tips_of_Fingers]

Oh ok, just to satisfy your needs:

*you know that woman I fucked in your bed?*
It was actually your dad.

 

[Ragsnstitches]

BAH it ate my post then spat it out again.

EDIT:

Oh ok, just to satisfy your needs:

*you know that woman I fucked in your bed?*
It was actually your dad.

So THATS why mommy left him Q_Q (edited due to excessive use of emoticons)

 

[Nouw]

*You see that chick over there?*
She's a guy.