You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Queen Michael]

Don't date him, he's already dating G-Girl and she's not pretty when she gets angry.
[small](Yeah, I caught My Super Ex-girlfriend on TV yesterday... A good movie, it wasn't.)[/small]

 

[Vrex360]

You should never date royalty.

Too snobby.

 

[Dark Knifer]

He most likely wants to take you to his spaceship so he can use you to test his biowarfare weapons... Or maybe a breeding stock...

 

[Vrex360]

Don't date him.

He knows too much.

 

[XJ-0461]

Don't date. He's part of a conspiracy.

 

[Dark Knifer]

Don't date him, because he is part of the conspiracy.

 

[Vrex360]

Don't date him, he's the HEAD of the Conspiracy.

[sub]and is soon to be dead[/sub]

 

[Queen Michael]

Don't date him. He's an alien; it's a crime against nature, and more importantly, a crime against the law.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date him, there's nothing nice under that mask.

 

[XJ-0461]

Don't date. He'll go off and have a daydream every now and then.

 

[not_the_dm]

Don't date. Who knows what he has in that hatch...

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He'll push you down a pit trap.

 

[MadMechanic]

Don't date her. She'll make you take your clothes of and go dancing in the rain.

[sub] I have no clue why I'm quoting that song. [/sub]

 

[not_the_dm]

Don't. Madness takes its toll.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's not a high enough level.

 

[XJ-0461]

Don't date. She thinks she's princess Zelda.

 

[MadMechanic]

DO date. Unlike other well-known household robots, he doesn't sing folk music when magnets are applied.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's a horrible driver.

 

[Totenkopf]

Date. He's going to kick some ass with his own pipe-wrench.

Don't date. He's a ninja

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. You can't trust the undead.