You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[DeleteThisPlease]

Date. He knows how to surf.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. There is too many of him.

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

Don't Date. He doesn't realise you can't have too much of a good thing.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. This person isn't a good thing at all.

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

Don't date. Simply because DO NOT WANT.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. It's bad for your health.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's a horrible liar.

 

[The Eggplant]

Don't date. She's probably never washed that armor.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is the reason why.

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

Date. He knows how to use bullet time.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He could probably help you rob some banks.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She gave up.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's a quitter.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She beats up orphans.

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

Date. Is a Ninja! Ninja's are ok in my book.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He's probably not going to stab you in the back.

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

Date. Realises that only true warriors attack from the front, fighting their opponents head on!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He doesn't know how to survive.

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

Don't Date. He oviously is not a real man.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He'll probably be useful somehow!