You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's constantly trying to kill you.

[sup] Oh. It's only a bit after 5 here. Still not sure why I'm still up. [/sup]

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. She'll constantly think you're trying to kill her.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's bankrupt.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. She'll bail you out.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's evil or something.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. She has a high midichlorian count.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He has an army of dinosaurs. He also enjoys being knocked over. I suggest you knock him over all the time.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. She sets a bad example.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. I can see no reason why would you shouldn't. Unless you have something against machines that want to kill you.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. She rages against the machine.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's wanted in twelve countries.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. She doesn't like you. I don't like you either. I have the death penalty in over 11 solar systems.

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[ShockValue]

Don't date. You could find a better sentry.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. She has nothing worth getting a sentry to guard.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He can't distinguish between friend, and foe.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. She broke my heart and killed me.

 

[zombiesinc]

Don't date, he still needs a heart in that tin can...

 

[Vrex360]

Don't date.

He freaks me out.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date, unless you're Sangheilan.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He'll yell at you.