You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[she_never_was]

Don't date!
Eviscerate!
Onto a plate!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She gave me a headache.

 

[she_never_was]

So cute to date, I'd serve him on a plate.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Eats cuteness.

 

[she_never_was]

Date. Understands the importance of cuteness.

[sub]And rhyming, apparently.[/sub]

 

[Scde2]

Date. She can be your mate.

 

[she_never_was]

Date. Or your playdate. Suggestive?

 

[Darth Caelum]

Date. ZOMBIE GIRL!

 

[JIst00]

Dont dant, wears loud shirts.

 

[KipKommander]

Date. He got all the marmalade. ALL OF IT!!!

 

[Vrex360]

Don't date him.

He irritates me by the fact that he does not directly fear me.

But then he's new so I'll be merciful this once.

So yeah on second thought, date him.

 

[S.R.S.]

Lose the zero get with a hero!

 

[JIst00]

Date. Has fish.

 

[S.R.S.]

Don't date. Has had gonorrhea many times, ladies very much like JIst00. Izz-nice!

 

[JIst00]

[sub] Lol! My discharge brings all the girls to the yard...[/sub]

Dont date has predatore lips. In more than one place.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He thinks his discharge brings anyone to him.

 

[swolf]

He is antidischarge...wait, what are we discharging? Nevermind, I don't think I want to know.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Only a pair of feet and hands.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He doesn't sparkle anymore.

 

[JIst00]

Date, sparkles mightily