You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Ren3004]

Date her. She's good at giving compliments.

 

[ottenni]

Date him. He saves the universe!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

He plays guitar too loud so you'll never get to sleep.

 

[ottenni]

Date him. He is our only hope against the lol cats!

 

[Irridium]

Date him.

From what I can read, he knows how to ROCK!

 

[Ren3004]

Date them both. One knows how to ROCK! and the other knows how to DANCE!

 

[DoW Lowen]

Date all 3 of them. They can ROCK, DANCE and BANG aliens!

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date him, because he's a vagabond.

 

[Irridium]

Don't date him. He doesn't shower.

 

[seamusotorain]

Don't date him. No amount of sweet dance moves can disguise his freakish skin.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Don't date him because he was hating on Irridium

 

[Irridium]

Date him.

He's a dancing bear.

WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU WANT!

 

[MurderousToaster]

Don't date because they sound like a dangerous element possibly with radioactive qualities.

 

[Mozza444]

Don't date him, he uses dirty tactics

 

[MurderousToaster]

Don't date because he looks like he's about to go on a masked murdering spree.

 

[Ren3004]

Date him. He knows not to bring a sword to a gunfight.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Date him for he knows proper gunfight procedure

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Date him for win, but you will sacrifice all hope of sleep.

 

[Irridium]

Don't date him.

He will eat your face.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Date him! He'll make you dance till your bones turn to dust.