You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[deadguynotyetburied]

Don't date. He'll be well into his third after-dinner drink before he casually remarks he left his wallet in his other suit.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Maybe? Can't really know if he does or doesn't like suits.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He's naked in bed.

Don't date. He has incurred the wrath of the Teddy Queen.

She is?

Don't worry, the situation is under control.

 

[Totenkopf]

Don't date. He will cut you! With a knife!

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Date. He probably wears his sunglasses at night too.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. His partner left him.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Don't date, he's not real.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Don't date he's an inferno.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. My uzi would get jealous.

 

[Scde2]

Date. You bitches don't know about his uzi!

 

[SPCF]

Date. He knows about his uzi.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Date. That, or they don't know Jack.

 

[SPCF]

Don't date. His MINI uzi sacrifices accuracy for rapid fire.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Date. You need 20-20 vision for that one.

 

[pSY'oniK]

DATE. Has an epileptic gerbil as an avatar ~_^

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Just in case that he looks like his avy.

 

[Totenkopf]

Date. He is invincible!

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. That implies he isn't.

 

[Totenkopf]

Date. Retreat is no option for him.

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Don't date. Forgot Ghost Division got that way because they forgot how to retreat.