You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[deadguynotyetburied]

Don't date. Will forget to bring their 3D smudge viewing lenses.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Date. Looks like a bunch of smudges.

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Don't date. Will be wearing their 3D smudge viewing lenses. And it won't make a bit of difference.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. His life is just as interesting as his avy.

 

[Blue Musician]

Date. Has an awesome avatar and is emo.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Is newish around here.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. The fossil is talking!

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Discriminates on account of age.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Date, just to tell him I'm a bit older in RL.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He's even older than me!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He's younger then me?

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He only likes people at least 12 years younger than him.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is implying that I am a pedophile.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. I was actually implying that he is a paedophile.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Probably spells color or armor as colour or armour. Pfft.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. Doesn't know how to spell 'colour' or 'armour' the way Cthulu intended.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Made grammatical errors the last 6 times he worshipped Cthulu, which will ultimately cost him his soul.

 

[Blue Musician]

Date, cares for grammar.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Doesn't.

 

[not_the_dm]

Don't date, has a soul...