You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[AwesomeExpress]

Don't date, doesn't know the difference (or is using some weird context) between "effect" and "affect".

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. I thought they were interchangeable...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Don't date, didn't give a valid reason not to date me.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. I don't need a reason. You're just a generally unlikeable person

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He's mean.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, he's a friendly emo.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Is an overly aggressive emo...
[sub]...with knives.[/sub]

 

[Scde2]

Date. He's actually an emo but is ashamed to admit it on the intertubes.

 

[MachoFern]

Don't date, claims other are emo to hide his insecurity

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Doesn't know that I admit that I'm emo.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, they don't do anything but fight.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. All he does is dance. That's not a good thing...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Don't date. All he does is fight.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. All he does is...stand in the wind.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Don't date. Does not appreciate the little things in life.

 

[Asturiel]

Date, they enjoy the breeze.

 

[The Free Wind]

Date, and admire his almighty pants.
(Not what's IN them, you pervert.)

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. Our hat alliance would be unstoppable.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, he will suck you in with his "hat" powers.

 

[ShockValue]

Date or else he'll destroy you with pants.