You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Biosophilogical]

Yes. You will either starve (and therefore not have to put up with him long) or you will never go hungry.

 

[DoW Lowen]

No. He is clearly a liar, you saw him eat the sandwich and he's saying he isn't... even though it's in his mouth... I mean C'MON!

 

[Irridium]

You should.

Buisness suit means rich, which means $$$

 

[DoW Lowen]

You should, I mean look at that hunk.... rawrrrr

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

No!! He is a commie!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

[sub].. I curb stomp babies not puppies.[/sub]
Should: He is a Pokeman!

 

[Zedzero]

Should: He has kissable lips

 

[Zedzero]

Should: He's a mudkip!

 

[Sassafrass]

Should: I heard commis make great lovers.

 

[Zedzero]

Shouldn't: It's a small

 

[DoW Lowen]

Doesn't matter whether or not you should or not, he'll make you OBEY!!!

 

[Zedzero]

Should: He has a spiffy 1/36 of a suit

 

[Deef]

You should, because he tells you to. And. You. Must. OBEY.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Shouldn't: I'm pretty sure it's a tentacle monster in disguise

 

[Deef]

You totally should, this guy can dance AND go down stairs at the same time!

 

[DoW Lowen]

He's a goat. A f***ing goat. What do you think?

 

[Cherry Cola]

I know that tie from somewhere...

OH SHIT! It's the pizza-boy!

Don't date him, he's poor

 

[slowpoke999]

Shouldn't. The face.need i say more?

 

[Cherry Cola]

DAMN STRAIGHT I WILL!

Don't date him, he can't get it up

Pokemon are horrible in bed

 

[Cherry Cola]

It's not bestiality, I just torture all female Pokemon on information.

Turns out, they prefer my torture over Pokemon-sex.