You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Girl With One Eye]

Don't date. Doesn't think fat kittys are cute.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Date. Then drop a fat chocobo on him.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. His dps comes from his 401K.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He probably isn't a complete failure.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Date. Laughs in the face of statistics.

 

[Cabisco]

Date, he's all cuddly and such.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Dare. His demon license is still valid.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't. He's a demon in bed. Literally.

EDIT: That was intended for Demon ID. Do date Braille Operatic. Why? You'll see.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Gets ninja'd by moving pixels.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date: he's called razor for a reason.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date, because he recommended you date me and thus has outstanding powers of foresight, perception and character judgement.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Date. Constructs long sentences uncessarily.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He's sharp, but soft.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He's not as cuddly as he seems!

 

[MrShowerHead]

Date

Because Batman says it's okay

 

[Ren3004]

Date him. You can finally repair your shower.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He IS as cuddly as he seems.

 

[Scde2]

Date. His avy is a pair of murderous crazy incestuous twins, that's a good thing right?

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date him, he's got his priorities left... and he set me up for an awful pun.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date, he is a masterful judge of puns.