You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Blue Musician]

Don't date, he is still pointing that gun at me.

 

[trust Milo]

don't date. just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that i was gonna score with someday maybe!

 

[Blue Musician]

Date, he was where I killed people.

 

[Sliverwings]

Date. He is a total Badass.

 

[Blue Musician]

Date, I can say the same thing for him.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He'll abandon you.

 

[Sliverwings]

Don't Date. He spends more time on his hair than he does with you

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Doesn't know how important my hair is.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Date. He'll help you do your hair and then give you make-up tips.

 

[Sliverwings]

Don't Date. He took said make-up tips

 

[Blue Musician]

Date, he doesn't uses make-up.

 

[Sliverwings]

Don't Date. For saying "doesn't uses"

 

[Blue Musician]

Don't date, he doesn't realizes that I am not a native English speaker.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Places importance on blue hair.

 

[Blue Musician]

Don't date, he cares too much on aesthetics and anesthetics.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Date: Can beat up bullies with a key

EDIT: again with the ninja?

 

[Blue Musician]

Date, I ninja him even though Deadpool is supposed to be ninja-like.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He's into stuff that even I am not into.

 

[Blue Musician]

Don't date, he isn't on stuff I am not into.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Don't date: Not into anime girls

EDIT: OH COME ON!