You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Scde2]

Date. Won't stop, believing.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Don't date, I believe he is taken.

 

[BoosterGold]

Is a Furry, and taken don't date, pick your reason

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date. Eats heroin.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Don't date, is inanimate.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Do not date. Is taken.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date. Sharp-witted.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date. Doesn't like spaces.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Can't fly a helicopter.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date. Flies on wings made of wax and feathers.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He's rich.

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

Date. For sh*ts and giggles.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Censors herself.

 

[Valkyrie101]

***'* ****. ** *** **** **** *** ********.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Do not date. No reason.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. His secret lair is quite lackluster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Date. He'll do awesome things.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. Appreciates things.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date. Doesn't depreciate.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Knows how to masticate his food.