You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[ShockValue]

Date, he's insane.

 

[Zirat]

Date

has good taste, both literally and metaphorically

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Date, or he will destroy you.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Date, then store him in the freezer.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Date, but beat up the guy hugging her first.

 

[Shemming]

Dont date. Inferiour post count.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Don't date. Spends too much time on the escapist instead of doing his work for project mayhem.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Don't date.

He's smoking, and I can't stand the smell of cigarette smoke.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Don't date. Can't tell a blunt from a cig.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. Can tell the difference.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Can dance.

 

[Sliverwings]

Don't Date. Makes awkward conversation

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Is tainted.

 

[Sliverwings]

*Really Awkward Silence*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date anyways.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Date, and watch Futurama together.

 

[Vrex360]

Date, but be warned, he makes terrible spaghetti.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Date. Is a badass alien.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, it's Tyler Fucking Durden!

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Date. Knows that to date Tyler Durden means to be fucked like you haven't been since grade school.