You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

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Tiny116

The Cheerful Pessimist
May 6, 2009
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Don't date him, Sorry mate but the teeth, fire and portals make you very dangerous XD
 

DoW Lowen

Exarch
Jan 11, 2009
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Can't tell if he is from the Wii or the Xbox. Identity confusion? Do you really want that?

Also new Avatar. Wooo!
 

Vrex360

Badass Alien
Mar 2, 2009
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Don't date him.

You really want that face smiling at you from across a dinner table all night?
 
Apr 28, 2008
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Hm... its a dolphin. Don't do it.

They may seem nice and cool, but they have been known to kill and rape for shits 'n' giggles.

Unless your into that sort of thing...
 

DoW Lowen

Exarch
Jan 11, 2009
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He's just jealous. Although it is hard to make love to a dolphin, no hips give you no point of reference.
 

Vrex360

Badass Alien
Mar 2, 2009
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Still don't date him, he's an evil dolphin.

Irridium said:
Same can be said with those Sangheili bastards...
Also, don't date this guy either.... he's a RACIST!!!

Do you really want to date this HATE MONGER??

*covertly drops the remains of some destroyed humans into a black pit.*

Yeah.... he's such a bigot.
 

ShockValue

Addicted to coffee
May 8, 2008
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Don't date him, he'll stab you in the face while yelling something about you being human scum.
 

Queen Michael

has read 4,010 manga books
Jun 9, 2009
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Don't date him, he doesn't understand that somebody being that kid in the rollercoaster on YouTube actually is a good reason to not date that somebody. :)