You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Scde2]

Don't date. Purposely forgets stuff.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Is a giant.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He has a bachelor party that he needs to be going to.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's a meany.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He won.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He lost.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Do not date. Breaks the rules.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Don't Date. Loses stuff too easy.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Don't date, doesn't know the joy of losing other peoples possessions.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, easily amused. Besides, I wasn't going to break the string of don't dates. Come on guys!

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. His face is made of cheese.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, username reminds me of something but I'm not sure what. And I genuinely can't remember if I've posted that before.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Date. This man appreciates his Iron Maiden.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date. Has taste.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date. It's Cuddly Razor.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date, vengeful.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date, has a good memory for the names of his vanquished foes.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, easily distracted. And how exactly?

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, tired.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, sensitive.