You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[ShockValue]

Date him. I'm running out of reasons...he's a doctor.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is very random.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He's not a robot.

 

[Scde2]

Date! She's emo like me!

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He's telepathic.
[sup] Lies! [/sup]

 

[Scde2]

Date. She knows that I know the truth!

 

[ShockValue]

Date him, he's a magician. Although he doesn't realize that that's not the truth.[sup] I have a real problem with that sentence.[/sup]

 

[Scde2]

Don't date!

Spoiler: Run!

She's firing her lazer!

 

[XJ-0461]

Date. He knows all the memes.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. One does not simply date a robot.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He beat up a bear.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She makes up stories.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He doesn't like stories that are meant to make him look manly. You fight a dinosaur next.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She likes stereotyped gender roles.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He's hallucinating again.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She has the good stuff.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him, he'll beat the Elite four for you.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She thinks that there are only four people in the Elite Four.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He can't handle the Elite four apparently.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is already in a relationship with Link.