You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

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DoW Lowen

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Jan 11, 2009
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You should if you blame the Turkish for the Armenian Genocide.

That might seem random to you if you don't understand what his avatar is.
 

Ren3004

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Jul 22, 2009
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Don't date this guy, he wants to turn me into a sandwich.
[sub]Unless that's a double entendre?[/sub]
 

DoW Lowen

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Jan 11, 2009
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Don't date him, sandwiches make him crazy about double penetration. Unless you're into that stuff.
 

DoW Lowen

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Date him, because he will understand your poor forgotten lonely soul beneath that fatty exterior.
 

Ren3004

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Jul 22, 2009
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Don't date him, he likes being mocked. Unless you're into that sort of thing.
 

Ren3004

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Jul 22, 2009
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Don't date this guy, he projects his secret fantasies onto other people.
 

DoW Lowen

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Don't date him, he knows me too well without ever actually have met me. You'll never have any secrets. Say goodbye to privacy.