You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Sleekgiant]

Do for he is amazing

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Don't for he lacks dancing

 

[Sleekgiant]

Don't for he is looking at porn

 

[DoW Lowen]

Don't I saw him in porn. I didn't know the human body could bend that way.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Go for it, he is in a freakin suit! That is classy!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Date him, Just look at him. You'll have that to bring home.

 

[Sassafrass]

Date her.
She likes Scrubs, people! I'd date anyone who likes Scrubs!
Watch out for the Big Daddy that follows here around, though.

 

[Irridium]

Don't date him. He will punch you in the face.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Date him. Why not? Look how he can move.

 

[hays]

Dont date her shes got only half a face

 

[Irridium]

Don't date him.

He will make you cry.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Don't date him, he's mine

 

[ShockValue]

Don`t date him, he`ll eat you.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Do for its Samus, she might kill you

 

[delet]

Don't date him, he appears far too sad and will likely just mope around the entire time.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him, there is a very good chance your head will explode.

 

[Irridium]

Date.

The only possible outcome will probably be good.

 

[Code Monkey]

Do it. You might learn some if his moves.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Do it, she appreciates someone taller

 

[Irridium]

Don't, to short, won't be able to open stuff for you.