You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Jack Of Herts]

Don't date him! He only wants you for your tasty, tasty soul...

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date him. He either can't spell 'Hearts' or 'Hertz'.

 

[LeonLethality]

Date him, he's sincere.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Date her. She loves attention over the internet.

 

[Tharwen]

Surely that would be a reason not to...?

Anyway, er... Don't date him, he just smashed my head into some concrete in a different thread.

[sub]Wanker[/sub]

 

[Steppin Razor]

Do it. He enjoys the tough love.

 

[XJ-0461]

Don't date. They'll be going "aiaiaiaiai" all the time.

[sub]It's a power rangers joke.[/sub]

[sub][sub][sub]Because they're called Alpha.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Steppin Razor]

Do it. That was pretty funny.

 

[not_the_dm]

Don't. He's been up all night posting. He cares about nothing else.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Not until his post count gets to 250.

 

[not_the_dm]

Don't date. He's discriminative.

[sub]I'm working on it. Ok?[/sub]

 

[Scde2]

Date. He never gives up.

 

[XJ-0461]

Date. He's sparkly. Like Edward... *girlish sigh*

 

[Viking Incognito]

He might malfunction and abuse you.

 

[MadMechanic]

Don't date, they think the worst of machines.
[sub] I mean, who ever heard of a homicidal robot? Oh wait... [/sub]

 

[XJ-0461]

Date. We will spare him and his relatives after the Robot Apocalypse.

 

[MadMechanic]

Date.
He's giving me a future career! And he's one of the best characters in a game series.

[sub]All hail the machine! [/sub]

 

[not_the_dm]

Don't date. He worships Omissiah. Not the God-Emperor of Mankind.
[sub]The Emperor protects[/sub]

 

[XJ-0461]

Don't date. He's part of a cult by the looks of it.

 

[not_the_dm]

Don't date. He's one of the Men of Iron, souless machines that turned against mankind in a bloody (and oily) war that brought about the end of the golden age of humanity. They are now deemed heresies under Imperial law.