You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[XJ-0461]

Date. People like him, so he must be a nice guy.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Nobody likes me, so nobody should be able to like this robot.

 

[MadMechanic]

Don't date. How or why should that work?
And whats wrong with the robot?

 

[Zeromaeus]

You can't date. He has my dagger lodged in his left lobe and is currently indisposed.

EDIT: NINJA'D.
I don't care if you date. Just watch where he points his various firearms.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He has telekinesis.

Don't date him.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She gets to the point.

 

[MadMechanic]

Date. Cos he's probably a nice guy. (The fact that he has friends proves this)
I mean...poetry? I'm sure it has some kind of use...

 

[Queen Michael]

Date. He's HAWT.

 

[Scde2]

Date him if he meant that I was HAWT

Don't date if he meant the mechanic.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He has a jet pack.

 

[Queen Michael]

Date. He's HAWT as in HOT as in ATTRACTIVE.

Date; she's Samus Aran and a ninja which is awesome times two.

 

[Queen Michael]

Damn, I ninja'd myself!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He's taken.

 

[XJ-0461]

Date. His ninjaing/double posting abilities make for the fun times.

 

[MadMechanic]

Date. He said something nice about me earlier. Presumably, without alcohol.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He has the secret to immortality.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She is alive.

 

[not_the_dm]

Date. He has a sense of humour.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He can teleport.

 

[MadMechanic]

Don't date. Its his fault that I'm in this section of the Escapist...
Ninja'd. Meant to be @Not.

Date. Has a pint of beer. That = good.