You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. He thinks he's gangsta.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He tortures me.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Date him. He likes it rough.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He made me *facepalm*.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, he's secretly three midgets in an overcoat.

...unless your into that sort of thing.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date, he loves the Colonel's 11 secret herbs and spices more than any man should and will probably throw chicken wings at you as foreplay.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. You don't want to know what kinds of "toys" he uses in bed.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Date him. He stole all my toys and you know you want it like that you dirty bugger that posts next.

 

[Scde2]

Date...He loves my poetry.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him, or he'll assassinate you.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She has an unlimited supply of poutine.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date him. He writes poetry.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He doesn't realize that I needz supportz rightz nowz.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't do it. Run the hell away as fast as you can! He can't spell properly.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He'll back stab you.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Samus=awesome.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He doesn't want to destroy all life on earth. I think.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She wants to destroy all life on earth. I think.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He'll be easier to kill off guard.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She thinks that I could be killed.