You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date them. They stay up late so they're probably a serial killer.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is probably a cereal killer.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date him. He believes it's a crime to kill cereal.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He thinks that cereal should not have any rights.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. He wants to give rights to cereal.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He wants to keep cereal down and opressed.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Date him. The easiest way to keep cereal oppressed is to corrupt their greatest champion.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He thinks I am not already corrupt.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Date him. He's corrupt.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He's a hypocrite.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. He can't spell hypocrite.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Its ze grammar nazi!

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. He thinks spelling is the same thing as grammar.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He thinks that makes a difference with ze grammar nazis. Zeg Heil!

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. He'll subject you to horrible horrible pictures.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He needs all the support he can get to help him recover.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Date him. He needs the support too.

 

[Scde2]

Date us both! We need it.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Date him. If you don't he'll release more horrifying pictures upon the world.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. He's lonesome tonight.