You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Scde2]

Don't date...She is wearing a wig.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He can't keep a secret.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She has many secrets.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He'll blackmail you.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She better...or else.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He'll humiliate you in some way. Or kill you. He might not even do anything but you should kill him just in case.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She wants to kill kill kill!

 

[Tharwen]

Date. He can kill a yak from 200 yards away with mind bullets.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's not nice.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She was a man last night.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date; he recently proved himself unworthy of your attention.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. It could be interesting.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is trying way too hard to get your attention.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He hates people.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She is immune to hate.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He can turn invisible.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She will throw you out of the window.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He'll poison you.

 

[MadMechanic]

Date. Is now immune to poison.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is quite mad you know.