You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Scde2]

Date. She probably has a nice collection of useless feathers.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He makes too much of a big deal regarding the fact that I'm trying to collect a bunch of useless feathers.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, that cannons not just for show.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is already in a relationship with the fan.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. He'll eat all of your Jaffa Cakes.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. That laser will hurt your eyes.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He can't drive well.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She has her own spacecraft.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Especially if you're a Space Pirate.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He'll shoot you in the face.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She will always love you.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He's easy to steal from.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She's easy.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's unsuccessful at everything!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She has bird flu from feathers she collected.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's about to suffer some serious injuries. *pushes Scde2 off cliff*

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She made me sad and hurt on the inside.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He started it.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is a sadist.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's a masochist.