You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[JIst00]

Date is a ninja.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Looks like he is crying.

 

[JIst00]

Date, is crying.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is copying me.

 

[she_never_was]

Don't date. Thinks he's original.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Was born in another era.

 

[JIst00]

Dont date, uses tipex to paint his nails.

 

[she_never_was]

Don't date. Thinks about other men painting their nails.

 

[JIst00]

Dont date, has the entire CareBear collection.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's too short.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She tells it as it is.

 

[she_never_was]

Date. He makes a good point.

 

[Hunter6475]

Don't date, she might be pretty, but wait till she eats you in your sleep!

 

[she_never_was]

OM NOM NOM NOM.

Can't date. He's so gone.

 

[Hunter6475]

Don't date, admits eating innocent Escapists and will target you..
"OH MY GOD MY ARM!!"

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Only has one arm.

 

[she_never_was]

Date. Will state the obvious for you when you need it.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She knows sarcasm.

 

[JIst00]

Dont date, believes in mushroom people.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Smokes weed.