You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[ShockValue]

Don't date. The weather is horrible here, it's obviously his fault.

 

[not_the_dm]

Date. She's a meterologist

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is only good for target practice.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. You can easily steal his wallet.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is a pushover.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He doesn't appear to be immune to nukes.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is so last year.

 

[Ren3004]

Date him, he's a new model.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Those UV rays really got to him.

 

[she_never_was]

Date. Radioactive men are sexy.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. You can subdue her by feeding her a brain or two.

 

[she_never_was]

Don't date. Doesn't realize that zombies eat every part of a human. Obviously not good for survival.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She is thin.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He underfeeds his zombies.

 

[Direwolf750]

he has a laser fetish and will shoot your children while playing peek-a-boo..."there you are"

 

[Darth Caelum]

Date. Badassitude present.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. We are meant together...

 

[Darth Caelum]

Don't Date. Aww.....I love you too sweetie....Nope. I Lied *stab in the back*

 

[Scde2]

Date. Now he understands.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Don't Date. He says hurtful things sometimes.