You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Don't date them. They will turn into a werewolf and eat you.

 

[Code Monkey]

DO NOT DO IT

Suiginto will kill your family, steal your soul, and stab you in the face with a feather.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Do it!

Code is awesome!

 

[Gigaguy64]

Do it!

His Avatar looks pretty sweet.

 

[Fraught]

Do it!

His avatar also looks pretty sweet.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. I believe he has updated his kewl avatar.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Don't Date.

He always wins his games of Peek a Boo.

 

[Vrex360]

Don't date, he'll shoot you.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Don't Date.

Is the Pot calling the Kettle Black.

 

[she_never_was]

Don't date. Likes pot.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Don't Date.

Is a Zombie, not matter how cute she may be she is still a Zombie.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He'll poke you.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's a failed experiment.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He caught every pokemon.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's psychotic.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He talks to himself.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He complains too much.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He smells good.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's a constant target.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He bribes people.