You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's not human.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Makes emos sad for teh lulz.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He doesn't stay dead.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He could stay dead if he wanted to.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's a figment of your imagination.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Doesn't know my first name.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Cole would just run off.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Doesn't have a name at all.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Doesn't realize that I don't need a name.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He's a nobody.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. I'll destroy him soon.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Presses X to Jason.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He has a space station.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He hangs out with the wrong crowd.

 

[she_never_was]

Date. Thinks he hangs with the right crowd.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Because there is no one else here.
[sub]Besides me.[/sub]

 

[she_never_was]

Date. Because he is so good at the obvious.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She has magical powers.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. His magical powers are limited to summoning useless corporate gifts.

 

[Vrex360]

Date, he's friendly.

Apart from, you know, the whole bullet thing.