You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He underestimates the value of a friendship with an Aperture Science Enrichment Centre Automated Sentry Turret Safety Bullet.

 

[Lepre-Khan]

Dont date. She's so monotone she thinks that Fallout New Vegas could do without the dark and pop humor the series is known for!

 

[Vrex360]

Don't date. He's a vicious murderer and an attrocious stereotype of the Irish people.

 

[Fraught]

Don't date. He's a vicious murderer and an atrocious stereotype of religious fanatics.

[sub][sub][sub]Okay, okay, I don't know almost anything about Halo. Bite me. [/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Tharwen]

Date. Who needs a toaster when you have...

Spoiler

[HEADING=1]A RACCOON SITH WITH A LIGHTSABER![/HEADING]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Date. He's a nice little turret.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He underestimates how dangerous I can be when I want.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Date him! If he tries to kill you, just knock him over!

 

[Scde2]

Date. Like yeah!

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He's only just worked that out. Don't worry, I'm used to it by now...

[sub]Ninjad...[/sub]

 

[Scde2]

Date. He likes to give emos hugs whenever he sees one.

 

[she_never_was]

Date. He is an emo hug.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He recommends stuff.

 

[she_never_was]

Date. He's got nice eyes.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He hates kids.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He's too rough.

 

[she_never_was]

Oh dear. Don't date. He's -HIS-.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She isn't open minded!

 

[she_never_was]

Date. Isn't a ninja.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Give her a break.