You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Will stab you in the face.

 

[Scde2]

Date. That hair could be sold for lots of money.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Date,He beat the yahtzee quiz

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Date,He realized what I did.

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Date. You can sell the movie rights later.

 

[Vrex360]

Don't date him, he'll promise you the world and seem like the perfect match. But then one day you'll find him sleeping with your best friend.

[sub]You slut, you said you loved me!![/sub]

 

[ThePostalGamer]

Date. He's a a badass alien. What more do you want?

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Wtf is it?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Date,His face will be the greatest in all of Kingdom hears 4 or whatever number they're at next.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Everyone that he loves will end up dead.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, they lost their toast.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He brushes his teeth.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, he has a teeth fetish.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He doesn't have a teeth fetish.

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Don't date. Too indecisive, you'll be standing in line at Taco Bell for three weeks.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, there is only the void.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Came from the void.

 

[Asturiel]

Date, he has an in with the void.

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Don't date. Will spend the entire date talking about one trip to the dentist.

 

[Asturiel]

Date, he is a whale biologist.