You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Scde2]

Don't date. He saved those pics!

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Dont date. Has some issue with pants.
Is a dirty ninja!

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. They got ninja'd.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Laughs at ninja victims.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Date. He can cook a mean tuna casserole.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He only goes back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Date. He gets sick from seeing things go back and forth and will make you look 15x more awesome by comparison.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Don't date. Has a working GIF as an avatar. Mine doesn't move. :[

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. He hasn't yet worked out that you can ask the avatar store for help with that.

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Don't date. Will stop every three minutes to ask for directions.

 

[Lizmichi]

Don't date.
Can't even seen what the fuck is in their avatar.

 

[Totenkopf]

Date. Looks interesting.

 

[zombiesinc]

Don't date... looks like an awkward dinner conversation (or lack thereof).

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Date. But go dutch.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He rakes muck.

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Don't date. Only ever orders the triple-raked muck sandwich, and then will never eat it.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He expects me to eat that crap!

 

[Asturiel]

Date, he is crap.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Doesn't treat all pants equal.

 

[Scde2]

...
Don't date. S/he squeals.