You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Totenkopf]

Date. A penguin with a bow-tie? That's awesome.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. He can make sweeping but accurate statements about the weather in over 12 countries.

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Date. If you don't see anything on the menu you like, he can always kill fresh.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Don't Date. Doing so MAY or may not be considered Necrophilia.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He's on the menu.

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Don't date. May get a ticket for being illegally parked inside the movie theater.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Don't Date. Thinks that's not Awesome

 

[Crayzor]

Don't date. I'm pretty sure he is a psychopath.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Date. He has admitted he's the Devil
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What? He's Honest.

 

[Totenkopf]

Date. Chances are that he will rule the world.

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Date. At least then you'll know where he is, and what he's doing.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Don't Date. When my Secret Service breaks down his door and kills him, his death will break your heart.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. He doesn't seem to like doors.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Don't Date. Is allied with The Door Alliance. He must be Purged.

 

[Totenkopf]

Don't date. Hasn't experienced the superiority of gates over doors yet.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Don't Date. Obviously hasn't thought up that Artillery does that for me.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Why? Because I fucking said so!

 

[SeventySeven]

Date: he gets to the point. xD

 

[Darth Caelum]

Date. Likes people who get to the Point.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. Pointless.